Who swiped my chestnuts?

while i dealt with my girlfriend's mom who swiped them from the roaster?

Who swiped my chestnuts?
probably those darn underpants gnomes, you know, they switch to chestnuts this time of year...mmhmm...
Reply:Me!
Reply:A little squirrel came and got them.....they love chestnuts!!







MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
Reply:rudolph
Reply:that wanka tonk a donka donk guy
Reply:The Easter Bunny
Reply:Probably santa; he's been going beyond the cookie thing lately.
Reply:You mean you didn't see the racoon's mom (the one that fried on the transformer) come in the window, sneak them out, so she could do some emotional eating to deal w/ her grief at the loss of her little Rocco? Hmmm.........
Reply:I did it and they were mighty fine!
Reply:Talk to your girlfriend.
Reply:No wasn't me.
Reply:Try the chubby little brother, me!
Reply:my question is "how exactly did you deal with your g/f mom..big boy??"
Reply:Mose Kleinfeld
Reply:Dude, swear to God they was just sitting around.
Reply:you shouldn't have left them by the open fire.
Reply:It was Santa Squirrel!!
Reply:Sorry. I took them, I was hungry.
Reply:Your girlfriend swiped them.
Reply:Mrs. Clause- She decided to force Santa Clause to eat them because he is going on a diet.
Reply:how the heck would we know? unless we are stalking you...
Reply:The truth is they are in your carburator. The Christmouse took them put them there.