"Chestnuts roasting on an open fire" What other funny thing can you think of that needs ROASTING this year?

Maybe it's a person (please don't choose the Asker, thank you). It could be a politician, an In-law, a nosey neighbor, a celebrity, a co-worker, a teacher, a boss-type character, etc.. It could be an item that is offensive to your field of vision like neighbor's lawn statues, an ugly sign, a public message, a dumb advertisement. It could be a law, a rule, or some meaningless constraint that makes no sense.



As we approach the end of Year 2007, we've had plenty of good things happen that we'd like to keep. But there are plenty of other things we can do without. Let's ROAST 'EM on our open Christmas fire and let 'em go up in smoke (or savor after they have been appropriately fried to a level of being benign or less offensive).



This is a question meant to invite playful responses. Extra points if you answer is TWO SYLLABLES, like the word "Chestnuts" so that you superimpose your word into the song and sing along with greater cheer the next time you hear this song this Christmas

"Chestnuts roasting on an open fire" What other funny thing can you think of that needs ROASTING this year?
george bush roasting on an open fire

biotches roasting on an open fire

home-work roasting on an open fire

anger roasting on an open fire

idk...too many to name, but interesting question
Reply:The President, comes into mind
Reply:teachers roasting on an open fire

liars roasting on an open fire

george bush roasting on an open fire

high school roasting on an open fire
Reply:Peanuts, they're good when roasted.

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