Are your chestnuts roasting on an open fire?

i like putting nuts on people's chest

Are your chestnuts roasting on an open fire?
Hell no ........ they're on ice until the weekend!
Reply:No, fire scares me. I don't even like candles.
Reply:no but yours are
Reply:Yes and they hurt like Hell
Reply:My chestnuts don't exsist.
Reply:not at the moment
Reply:I don't like chestnuts
Reply:hawhaw, no.
Reply:On Christmas eve they will be,along with jack frost nipping at my nose.
Reply:no
Reply:No... I haven't had roasted chestnuts in years.
Reply:My boyfriend's chestnuts are about to be.
Reply:Sounds painful.

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