Chestnuts are roasting on an open fire and your stocking is filled with?????

please be humorous I hate lame answers

Chestnuts are roasting on an open fire and your stocking is filled with?????
smoke and a horrible smell must be the dog again
Reply:%26lt;%26lt;---these legs...xxx
Reply:lumps of coal and cow pies
Reply:damn.....run out of condoms......wait....is that a stocking i see?
Reply:haha i never do stockings, they bring back bad memories of my grandparents fillin it full of oranges apples and nuts and u gotta dig in it to get them stupid things out cuz your expecting candy, money etc. and you have to get those stupid strings stuck between your fingers. aaaahhhh!!