What's the best way to destroy pinocchio? We asked him to stop molesting our chestnut tree but he won't stop!

Termites dude, thats all I gotta say-termites. Or maybe try attatching a bunch of pencil sharpeners all over the tree? That way, whenever he tries to %26lt;ahem%26gt; molest the tree again, he'll have nothing to ever make an attempt with again.

What's the best way to destroy pinocchio? We asked him to stop molesting our chestnut tree but he won't stop!
A wood chipper ought to do the trick!!
Reply:i heard that there's a hit group organized by adam the termite and woody the woodpecker, to take care of deadwood like pinocchio !!...you should get in touch with them....